I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE BIG CORPORATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES (including US Companies that have established off shore corporate headquarters for tax evasion purposes) OF AMERICA (who’s currency has been sold off by the FED to China)  AND TO THE SPECIAL INTREST (as defined by my K street lobbyist) FOR WHICH IT STANDS, SMALL NATION (because I support outsourcing American jobs to foreign countries) UNDER GOD (my Christian God as defined by my beliefs, not yours), INDIVISIBLE (unless I’m in the mood to filibuster), WITH LIBERTY (excluding Native Americans) AND JUSTICE (as long as my tax dollars don’t pay for your court appointed attorney) FOR ALL THE RICH AND PRIVILEGED PREFERABLY WHITES .