10. Does any body really care what Super Bowl Ad PETA is planning to air?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/peta-super-bowl-ad_n_816341.html?igoogle=1

9. France is searching for a downed jet from two years ago…SO?  America has been searching for WMD’s longer than that!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/02/04/atlantic.ocean.air.france.search/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

8. Miley Cyrus get tattoo number 5.  (My reaction…no shit?)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/02/04/miley.cyrus.tattoo.ppl/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

7. Security tight for Super Bowl Sunday.  So?  (If I had a ticket, maybe I’d care, but since I don’t CNN is just reminding me of what I already know…I don’t have a fricking TICKET!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SPORT/02/03/superbowl.security/index.html?hpt=T2

6. Nicole Kidman finally talks about why she split with Tom Cruise.  (Give me a break!)

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/02/03/exp.sbt.nicole.kidman.hln?hpt=T2

5. American Idol apologies for Steven Tyler behavior.  (ROFLMAO—oh, what does rhymes with duck?) The only time AI should be apoligizing for Steven Tyler is when he doesn’t do something like this!http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/03/american-idol-apology-a-joke/?hpt=C2

4. Sen. John MaCain tells CNN “transfer of power will help reduce violence in Egypt!  (Well, duh?)

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/02/03/exp.jk.mccain.mubarak.cnn?hpt=Mid

3. Gunman hijacks Greyhound bus in North Carolina.  (People … stop emailing me this story! I get it…it get it!)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/04/bus.hijacking/index.html

2. Sally Singer has a problem with Michelle Obama’s Dress?  (Who the Hell is Sally Singer and why do I care?)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/03/sally-singer-the-real-pro_n_818044.html?igoogle=1

*******And the number one thing I could care less about this week is Kim Kardashian’s freaking NIPPLE! As a heterosexual male, there are some nipples I would pay attention to, but Kardashian’s nipple isn’t one of them.  Secondly, who the Hell reads W Magazine?  Why does she get all this press? And finally: what  “exactly” is a ‘Full-On-Nipple’ anyway? 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/kim-kardashian-w-magazine-showed-full-on-nipple_n_816372.html?igoogle=1

Okay, before I get emails asking me: where’s the link to the “the nipple”? ….Here is a link to her Playboy (I guess) photo shots from talkentertainment.com –Have fun! 

http://you.talkentertainment.net/tag/butts/

(some corrections made from draft 2-2 and 2-5)